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Monday, May 25, 2009

IPL 2009

We are 3 people who live in this house. And when the 3 people are cricket fanatics supporting 3 different teams in a breathtaking tournament, the tension is inevitable.

 

After 6 straight victories, little did Mr. Brother-in-law know that supporting Bangalore Royal Challengers would only break his heart. Pseudo-fan that Ms Sister is, she was quite clear she wanted her ever favorite Sehwag's team to be picking up the trophy, but alas. And me, I had the gumption to support the worst team last year - Deccan Chargers. 'GO CHARGERS!!!' has been my mantra in the last 60 odd days.

 

I wonder if it was mockery or support, but Mr bro-in-law bought me a Deccan Chargers Pin-up badge that I would wear for every single match. Today was special. With sister's team having to bite the dust in the semis, it was a battle of nerves for me and Mr Bro-in-law. And how my team emerged from the ashes to be a proud, jubilant team - is just history.

 

Considering how I fall for things like intellect and talent, there was no doubt I was developing a soft corner for a few players in my team. Little did I know that this soft corner will turn into almost obsessive  love for both of them. I write this post, feeling terrible - because my heart is resting with 2 people instead of 1 - and my conscience is battling with me. I have decided that whoever plays a better game in T20 World Cup, gets a definitive place. Until then, I have to live with the guilt of loving Rohit Sharma and RP Singh in scarily equal measures.

 

As I sleep tonight with the badge pinned very close to my heart, I will think of Andrew Symonds - THE man, Adam Gilchrist - THE leader, Rohit Sharma - whose presence on the field gave me goose bumps and last (and sure as hell not the least)  RP Singh - whose calm yet broad and clear smiles are probably the most potent thing in the world. 

Monday, December 15, 2008

When in jail, a good friend will bail you out. But a best friend will say - "Damn that was fun!"


I said to Nidhi trying to start a conversation - 

Chhote: Do you know that bad girls go to hell?

Bade: Bad girls go everywhere baby! ;-)

Now you know why I love her? She is the one who will push me to be bad and to live it up and she is the one who will pull me out of mess when I have been bad to my heart's content. It is only for her that I have the courage to go 'everywhere' because I know she is looking from somewhere, smiling and knowing she has to save me. 

Whoever said love is only a feeling is an idiot. Hadn't met Nidhi. Love is my bade. 

Mwaah budds. 

* In case you are that daft, Nidhi is bade and I am chote.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Mr. T on my blog - with Chuck around, I don't want to be pitied!

Ok I feel criminal talking about Chuck Norris and NOT talking about Mr. T! In fact I started the mad journey with Mr. T. Mr. T is that WWF guy with a Mohawk! These are some of my favorite Mr. T one liners! Yeah, he is the guy who said "I Pity the fool" for Sylvester Stallone in Rambo 3! 

1. Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
2. If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he'll fucking break you.
3. Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
4. Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
5. Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot.
6. Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.
7. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
8. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
9. Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Mr. T had assisted, it sure as hell would've been.
10. Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Mr. T's sweat.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Chuck Norris - For all mortals...

And you don't know who Chuck Norris is? That already warrants a law suit against you. This is your last chance to redemption. So read this properly! 

Chuck Norris is an American Martial Artist born on March 10, 1940 and known for his rough and tough image in movies like Texas ranger. So after the Vin Diesel fact Generator series (Assuming you know this at least!) people churned out Chuck Norris facts, which are as absurd as absurd can get. They are immensely popular and here are some of my all time favs! 
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
HAIL CHUCK NORRIS! 

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Why God why?!?

I get a scrap on Orkut which reads "I guess you like to do sweet friends like me."

Oh like what?! Do you even know what it means to 'do' friends?! damnit! I dont do friends man! Why can't people write straight English or scrap in Hindi? Google has given an option of Hindi scrapping and it is our national language. Use it man, but dont for God's sake ask me if I DO my friends! FYI - I DONT!