Why God why?!?

I get a scrap on Orkut which reads "I guess you like to do sweet friends like me."

Oh like what?! Do you even know what it means to 'do' friends?! damnit! I dont do friends man! Why can't people write straight English or scrap in Hindi? Google has given an option of Hindi scrapping and it is our national language. Use it man, but dont for God's sake ask me if I DO my friends! FYI - I DONT!