Mr. T on my blog - with Chuck around, I don't want to be pitied!

Ok I feel criminal talking about Chuck Norris and NOT talking about Mr. T! In fact I started the mad journey with Mr. T. Mr. T is that WWF guy with a Mohawk! These are some of my favorite Mr. T one liners! Yeah, he is the guy who said "I Pity the fool" for Sylvester Stallone in Rambo 3!  1. Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. 2. If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he'll fucking break you. 3. Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts. 4. Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. 5. Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot. 6. Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T. 7. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was. 8. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved. 9. Rome wasn't built in a day. But if Mr. T had assisted, it sure as hell would've been. 10. Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Mr. T's sweat.