How many pink chaddis did Muthalik receive?
About 50K… and do not forget, that's a small fraction of the actual mass of the forward, pub going women.
What is Muthalik's reaction?
He must be thinking of selling the chaddis off, but no one wants to buy chaddis with cuss words written all over with black marker-pens!
Wasn't he gonna send Pink Sarees?
Dude! He never thought he'd have to send out 50K odd sarees!!! His 'sene' will need to sell itself off to pay for so many sarees!
What will he do now?
Unable to sell the chaddis, he must have given out to his sainiks to distribute them to their girl friends. His next step is to sue all of us 'loose, pub going and forward women' (jokes jokes all the way!!)
Will the loose women like being sued?
Hell yes! I I'd love to have in my name such a law suit and maybe even be jailed for a few days with pub going, loose and forward women like me. :D It will be one helluva party!!
What if they manage to shut all the pubs in cities?
Tell me, will Rihaana stop spinning music? Will Kingfisher stop producing beer? Will Bose and Creative stop producing Bass Booster Speakers? Will we forget how to light a cigarette? Will parents of our rich friends sell off their farm houses? Long live house-parties!!!
So what’s the conclusion?
Even if all the pubs were to shut, Beach parties, river side parties, rave parties, farm house parties etc which have been going on since eternity, on the sly, will continue being there. We will continue the pub culture even without the pubs and we will continue being loose, cheap and wasted. We like it like that.
Mind it, we will still manage getting married to these really awesome men at age 27, quit smoking and drinking, and breed children who will continue our legacy of being cheap, forward, loose, drunkard pub-goers.
Tell me Mr. Muthalik what will you do of us? Your 'sene' is just too small in size for us wasted pub goers. Go do whatever you can.
7 comments:
Nice post...
No one have rights to snatch our independence.
I think he was a flash in the pan.. trying to get his share of attention. Although, never know what he might be up to next.
Well being loose forward is much preferable to me rather than being a sene supporter. it was a kind of a publicity gimmick, get attention and launch his political career.
I will try to be there... although i doubt i will be outside for my business project. lets see what happens :)
LO> absolutely LOVE this post :)))
Awesome!!
Well written in true PCC spirit ...
Reached here from your brilliant, cool headed comment on Cape Of Good Hope...
Blog rolling you :)
IHM gave me the link.
Love this post. All fanatic goons should stop wearing those see through dhotis first.
Hey.. I sent a pink chaddi too... and dirty ass didnt even send me a saree back :)
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